WHO will Defeat Obama in the 2012 Presidential Election? Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, Charlie Crist, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich?

The Top Five! – Things Obama thinks Government should do for you

Here are The Top Five! Things Obama thinks Government should do for you.  After today’s speech by President Obama, where he outlined his budget plan, it seems that Obama believes that only government can help you, or provide for you.

5 – Give you Cake.  (See Marie Antionette.)

4 – All the roads will be rebuilt and perfectly paved for you to ride your bike, since gas will be $43/gallon.

3 – Show you all the ways it’s George Bush’s fault.

2 – Save you from yourself.

1 – Deride Republicans for attempting to pass a budget that Democrats didn’t do when they were in charge, and still refuse to do.

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