WHO will Defeat Obama in the 2012 Presidential Election? Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, Charlie Crist, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich?

The Top Five! Reasons Obama wishes he was Irish

Here are The Top Five! Reasons Obama wishes he was Irish.  His European Tour started off in Ireland, where he was warmly received…not sure how the rest of the trip will go.

5 – Since, based on his policies, he already believes in unicorns and fairy dust, why not leprechauns as well?

4 – Anyone will like you if they’re drunk enough!

3 – He’d like one more group to throw under the bus.

2 – He can’t rely on his wit, or his brains, so he could really use some luck.

1 – No one there thinks a “beer summit” is just an embarrassing political maneuver.

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