The Top Five! Reasons Obama wishes he was Irish

Here are The Top Five! Reasons Obama wishes he was Irish.  His European Tour started off in Ireland, where he was warmly received…not sure how the rest of the trip will go. 5 – Since, based on his policies, he already believes in unicorns and fairy dust, why not leprechauns as well? 4 –...

The Top Five! Reasons Obama is Open to Oil

Here are The Top Five! Reasons Obama is Open to Oil exploration in Alaska.  Obama willing to drill?  Must mean an election is growing near. 5 – Moose don’t vote. 4 – As Obama sees it, “If something happens to Alaska, big deal.  We still have 56 more states!” 3 – Obama...

The Top Five! Reasons Obama won’t release Bin Laden Photos

Here are The Top Five! Reasons Obama won’t release the Bin Laden kill photos. 5 – Why settle an issue when you can politicize it? 4 – He still has Abu Grahib photos to release. 3 – As he said, “We don’t need to spike the football.”  However, going to Ground Zero for a victory...

The Top Five! Other Things Obama Said on the Hot Mic

Here are The Top Five! Other Things Obama Said on the Hot Mic.  As our friends at YesButHowever.com reported, CBS News is not letting the audio file of President Obama’s “hot mic” mistake be heard.  Yet, we have our ideas. 5 – Is that Pelosi on the phone again?  For the last...

The Top Five! – Ways Obama Will Celebrate Easter 2011

Here are The Top Five! Ways Obama will Celebrate Easter.  It’s one of the biggest days in the world….and everyone celebrates in their own way. 5 – Eggs have too much cholesterol, so – in accordance with Obamacare – they will be replaced with chunks of raw tofu. 4 – All...

The Top Five! – Things Obama thinks Government should do for you

Here are The Top Five! Things Obama thinks Government should do for you.  After today’s speech by President Obama, where he outlined his budget plan, it seems that Obama believes that only government can help you, or provide for you. 5 – Give you Cake.  (See Marie Antionette.) 4 – All the...

The Top Five! – Little Known Additions to the Budget Compromise

Here are The Top Five! Little Known Additions to the Budget Compromise.  Speaker Boehner and President Obama have signed on for an additional Continuing Resolution to fund the government.  Here are some little known provisions in making this possible. 5 – A salad bar-type sneeze guard will be...

The Top Five! – Other Picks that went Bust!

Here are The Top Five! Other Picks that went Bust.  With UCONN winning the NCAA championship, it leaves President Obama as a once-again loser in sports picks.  What other picks has Obama made that went bust? 5 – Joe Biden. 4 – “Tele-prompt-ers!  That will help me connect with the...

The Top Five! – Obama Re-Election Slogans

Here are The Top Five! Obama Re-Election slogans.  Via text and email, President Obama announced his re-election campaign.  Here are some slogans for the campaign. 5 – I’m Running For President…right after this vacation. 4 – Obama – shoving Hope and Change down your...

The Top Five! Lies told by Progressives This Week

Here are The Top Five! Lies told by Progressives This Week.  It’s more than just the White House that fails to tell the truth. 5 – Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) calling the Tea Party “radical.” Wanting to follow the Constitution, and believing in Free Markets, is not radical.  Being more...

The Top Five! – Reasons Obama Wasn’t In The Oval Office

Here are The Top Five! Reasons Obama wasn’t in the Oval Office to address the nation about the war with Libya.  You would think the President would, for once, want to look presidential. 5 – You can’t fit enough people in the Oval to get the applause needed to make Obama feel good about...

The Top Five! – New Words for Obama’s War

Here are The Top Five! New Words for Obama’s War.  Recently, some of President Obama’s staff have referred to the war in Libya as, “kinetic military action.”  Here are some other terms that are also being used by Obama. 5 – Operation “My Base Is Going To Hate This, But...

The Top Five! – Songs that Best Describe Obama

Here are The Top Five! Songs that Best Describe Obama.  Sometimes it takes a professional to put our feelings into words. 5 – “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga.  It’s not the lyrics, really.  It’s the title that explains Obama’s relationship with the media, and with the...

The Top Five! – Questions asked of Obama in Brazil

Here are The Top Five! Questions asked of Obama in Brazil.  With everything happening in the world right now (Libya attack, Japan in ruins, lies about the budget, false promises of Obamacare) some people have probing questions. 5 – Is it true you’re here to avoid the radiation? 4 - What are...

The Top Five! – Obama-based Nursery Rhymes and Tall Tales

Here are The Top Five! Obama-based Nursery Rhymes and Tall Tales.  These fables and tall tales best sum up the President and his administration. 5 – The Three Little Pigs – The story of a big blowhard who bullies weaker people until they band together and construct an idea that he can’t...