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Tommy J on Mar 1, 2011 in
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We truly need to thank President Obama for making U.S. citizens more truthful and honest. With all the planned tax increases we soon won’t have any income or money left so there won’t be any point to lying on our tax returns.
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Tommy J on Mar 1, 2011 in
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We have heard that Obama has requested that the Internal Revenue Service start printing the Income Tax Returns on Kleenex Three Ply Lotion facial tissues, so it will be easier for us to pay through the nose.
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Tommy J on Feb 28, 2011 in
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Have you noticed how Barack Obama thinks that nothing is impossible, as long as someone else has to pay for it?
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Tommy J on Feb 28, 2011 in
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We understand that under the Obama presidency, the IRS is going to become more diligent in watching for “red flags” on people’s returns. The most popular of those red flags will be money left in someone’s checking account after they have paid their taxes.
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Tommy J on Feb 24, 2011 in
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In a recent appearance Barack Obama said that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence … and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser.
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Tommy J on Feb 24, 2011 in
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Q: How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it has to be a change the light bulb can believe in.
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Tommy J on Feb 24, 2011 in
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Obama’s sense of the dramatic and tendency to way over exaggerate is never better illustrated that with this quote: “In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died and an entire town destroyed.” This was referring to a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people...
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Tommy J on Feb 24, 2011 in
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Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah were all on a plane when Michelle said she could throw out $100 and make One Hundred Americans very happy. Obama trying to be the dominate person said he could throw out $1,000 and make One Thousand Americans very happy. Oprah trying to show off said she could throw...
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Tommy J on Feb 24, 2011 in
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Obama certainly has a knack for sticking his foot in his mouth – maybe even more so that George W. For instance, and this is a direct quote: “ On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today, our sense of patriotism is...
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Tommy J on Jan 28, 2011 in
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What is the difference between president Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society, the other is for housing prisoners.
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Tommy J on Jan 24, 2011 in
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It’s a ‘recession’ when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a ‘depression’ when you lose yours; and it’s a ‘recovery’ when Barack Obama loses...
Posted by
Tommy J on Jan 23, 2011 in
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This week in Texas a man was arrested at an ATM for trying to make a withdrawal using the name Barack Obama. What first made police suspicious was that here was a man named Obama who was taking money out of bank rather than giving money to a...
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Tommy J on Jan 22, 2011 in
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President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn’t get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head. Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn’t leave, so the farmer explained to him, “Well, those...
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Tommy J on Jan 20, 2011 in
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Groundhog day is almost upon us. Curiously, President Obama’s State of the Union address will occur on the same date. One event involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a cute little...
Posted by
Tommy J on Jan 19, 2011 in
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It’s hard to believe but President Obama has now been in office for two years.
And the most amazing thing is that he took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, almost on the brink of collapse, and brought it back to life in just two short years…. The Republican...
